You meant to type “beer.” Your thumb slipped one key north — “beet” is the internet’s most-fumbled typo for “beer” — so we built a whole sport around it. The drinking one is over here: One Million Beers →
Beets pulled by the league, all-time
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The 10-Second Beet Sprint
The event. Hit start, then hammer that same button as fast as you physically can for ten seconds. Your peak clicks-per-second goes on the global board.
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Total pulls
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Every beet ever pulled, by everyone
Pulls today
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Resets at midnight UTC
Active athletes
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Distinct devices that have competed
World-record CPS
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Fastest sprint on the board
When does the league hit a million?
Rigorous, peer-reviewed-by-Greg projections. The math respects no one.
Your career
Tracked by your own browser. Greg keeps a separate list. So does the server.
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career pulls
Hit PULL up top to begin your career.
Pulls per day
Real pulls logged each UTC day since the league opened — the actual data, no decoration. Today is highlighted; it fills in as the season goes.
Fastest pullers — the global board
Top sprints, ranked by total pulls landed in the 10 seconds — the one true metric. Peak CPS breaks ties. All times EST.
No records yet. The board is wide open — go set one.
The Typo Desk
Roughly 14.7% of all logged beets began life as a typo. Greg adjudicates each one personally. These are his hardest calls.
Disputes may be filed with Greg. Greg does not check his inbox.
Things we noticed
Patterns in the data that say more about us than the beets.
Beet trivia nobody asked for
When the pulls happen
Hour of day × day of week, straight from the logs. Darker = more beets pulled. Sparse for now — it fills in as the league plays.