The count, as of right now
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Days in the dirt
847
Since the first beet in chat
Beets per day
9.7
Last 30 days, give or take a turnip
Active farmers
211
Pulled at least one beet
In the allotment
282
Counting people who just like soil
When do we hit a million?
Rigorous, peer-reviewed-by-Greg projections. Choose your flavor of optimism.
Your personal harvest
Every "Pull a beet" you have ever clicked, remembered by your own browser. Greg sees all.
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beets pulled by you, all-time
Click "Pull a beet" up top. We will wait.
Through thyme
Cumulative beets pulled. The line goes up because beets keep happening.
Milestones
Who pulled the round-number beets on the long march to a million.
Farmer of the Week
Resets every Monday. Most beets pulled this week takes the trowel.
Streaks
Consecutive days pulling at least one beet. Miss a day, lose it all.
The Beet Variety Leaderboard
Most-logged cultivars. No beet left behind.
Hall of Fame
The farmers who simply cannot be beeten.
Photo-finish rivalries
Farmers locked in a neck-and-neck beet-off.
Where are they now?
Big pullers who went quiet. We are not mad. We are just composting.
The Borscht Index™
Our proprietary measure of group soup-readiness. Higher is redder.
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At 100% we are legally obligated to make soup.
The Typo Desk
Roughly 14.7% of all logged beets began life as a typo. Greg adjudicates each one personally. These are his hardest calls.
Disputes may be filed with Greg. Greg does not check his inbox.
Things we noticed
Patterns in the data that say more about us than the beets.
Beet trivia nobody asked for
When a beet hits
Hour of day × day of week. Darker = more beets logged. Suspiciously, mostly Sundays.